Some children's books that weren't published: 'What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?' 'Bi-Curious George' 'The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead' 'How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School' 'Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia' 'Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will' 'That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption' 'All Dogs Go to Hell' 'You Are Different and That's Bad' 'Dad's New Wife Robert' 'Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her' 'Grandpa Gets a Casket' 'The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 'You Were an Accident'
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