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Best corny jokes

These are the best 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
• There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
• The best pick up line
• Two polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting
• A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
• Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
• A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
• One night this girl prayed for her mum her dad her sister and her grandma and she forgot her grandad
• The 4 basic food groups for police officers
• Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some margarine

Random corny jokes

These are 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you
• All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy
• Administratrium the new element
• An asian man walked into the currency exchange in new york with 2000 japanese yen and walked out with 72 dollars
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• An elderly couple was attending church services
• I knew a girl from america who had 1 boob bigger than the other
• A waiter asks a man may i take your order sir
• On christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike
• Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent

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Funny jokes

• Your father s dick is so small when he went
• A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says doctor it hurts everywhere
• A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman As Long
• To my dearest wife
• A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living
• What was the geometry student looking for at the beach
• My Diet Always Starts On A Monday Morning And Ends
• A cowboy walked into a barber shop sat on the barber s chair and said i ll have a shave and a shoe shine
• Beware the fury of a patient man
• A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks