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Best corny jokes

These are the best 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
• Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
• The best pick up line
• A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
• Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
• A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
• Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
• A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
• These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
• What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head

Random corny jokes

These are 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
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• I just got my new lexus rx400h and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that i couldn t figure out how the radio worked
• What do you call 20 french politicians face down in the channel
• Once there was a cuban mexican nigeran and a white guy stuck in a boat in the middle of the ocean
• A truck driver stopped at a truck stop for breakfast the waitress who was new on the job came over to take his order
• This man was talking to his cousin and discovers a coin behind his ear

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