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There was a lawyner, a priest, and a class of children.
They were all on a cruise.
A couple of days later the ship hits a iceberg and it begins to sink.
So the kids get on a line to get off the ship, and then the lawyner runs pass the kids and get on the lifeboat that was for the kids and says, lets go.'
Then the priest says,'what about the children.'
The lawyner says,'fuck the children.'
Then the priest says,'do have time for that.'

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