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There were 2 men and they decided to go out for a pint at the spinaker tower in portsmouth and the first man says to the second man: i bet you that i can down a pint,jump out the window and live so the second man says to the first man: go on then.
so the first man downs a pint jumps out the window and just befor he hit the bottom he floated and lived.so the second man says: do it again just so i know it real and you dont have a parchute so the first man downs a pint AGAIN jumps out the window just befor he hits the ground he floats and lives so the second man says: ok i will do it so the second man jumps out the window and hits the ground and dies the first walks over to the bar man and said do you think i should of told him im super man?



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