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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
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Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
Two polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
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Random corny jokes
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A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a genie bottle
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A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country
An asian man walked into the currency exchange in new york with 2000 japanese yen and walked out with 72 dollars
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