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This page contains 10 Dad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dad Jokes first.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

MOM: 'How do I look?' DAD: 'With your eyes.'

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'

My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, 'How do one armed mothers do it?' Without missing a beat I replied, 'Single handedly.'

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

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