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This page contains 10 Dad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dad Jokes first.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

Grandpa: I have a 'dad bod', Dad: To me it's more like a father figure.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

I saw your dad walking down the street the other day...I called him a faggot and then he hit me with his purse.

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.