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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• Can you put my shoes on

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I just watched a program about beavers
• Make me a sandwich!
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• People don't like having to bend over
• It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Hey I was thinking
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer

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Funny jokes

• I'm The Kind Of Guy Who Stops The Microwave
• I Like Work. It Fascinates Me. I Sit And Look
• Did you know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia
• If People Say They Just Love The Smell Of Books
• What do u call a women who cant even put the bottom of her bathing suite on rit
• Why does a blonde dog have lumps on his head
• The Key To Every Relationship Is Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty
• Cheese
• What do you call 20 french politicians face down in the channel
• Yo mama is so stupid she thought an