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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Hey I was thinking
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a man with a rubber toe
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
• I used to hate facial hair
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
• The shovel

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Funny jokes

• I Need Hug(e Amount Of Money
• I am so pissed off i have jus bought a computer game colin mcrae in a helicopter
• A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local chinese laundry
• The Closest I've Been To A Diet This Year
• What do you say to a football player in an armani suit
• If You Must Choose Between Two Evils, Pick The One
• If Snapchat Has Taught Me Anything It's That A
• This is your captain speaking we have leveled off and arecruising at flight level three five zero
• Knockknock whos there nacho
• I Intend To Live Forever... Or Die Trying