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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Paper or plastic?
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• What do you call a fake noodle
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• The shovel
• How do I look?

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
• People say they pick their nose
• People don't like having to bend over
• When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
• I used to hate facial hair
• How do I look?
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on
• I would avoid the sushi
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How many apples grow on a tree

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Funny jokes

• Son Asking Father. Why Are Niggers So Black Daddy? Well
• Men Don't Realize That If We're Sleeping With
• Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party
• Recalled christmas toys
• Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch
• For Every Action, There Is A Corresponding Over-reaction
• This old wino staggers into a bar and the barman immediately told him to get out
• Interesting human body facts
• Dr suess
• Are You Greek (If No) Are You Sure Cause You