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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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Would you like the milk in a bag
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Paper or plastic?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
People say they pick their nose
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What do you call a fake noodle
How do you get a squirrel to like you
The shovel
How do I look?
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
People say they pick their nose
People don't like having to bend over
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I used to hate facial hair
How do I look?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I would avoid the sushi
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
How many apples grow on a tree
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