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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Hey I was thinking
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you hear about the circus fire
• What's brown and sticky
• Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
• Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
• What time did the man go to the dentist
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
• What's brown and sticky
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on

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Funny jokes

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• One canibal to another i don t know what to do with my wife
• Hurry! Stop Standing Around, Hearing All You Can See
• Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen
• Ur mamas so fat she plays pool
• How Do You Get A Black Man Out Of A
• What Was Forrest Gump's Email Password? "1forrest1
• Just Found Out An Acquaintance Is A Drug Dealer, Would
• First imagine your in a box