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Dad Jokes: Did I Tell You The Time

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Hey I was thinking
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• How many apples grow on a tree
• Sorry about your wait
• I've got a great joke about construction
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• Can you put the cat out
• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• I just watched a program about beavers

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