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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• Can you put my shoes on

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a fat psychic
• Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
• I would avoid the sushi
• Hey I was thinking
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
• I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner

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Funny jokes

• Gorilla
• Some People Say "If You Can't Beat Them, Join
• Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It
• I Refused To Believe My Road Worker Father Was Stealing
• How can i ever thank you gushed a woman to clarence darrow after he had solved her legal troubles
• Yo mama so short she does backflips
• How many branch davidians can you fit in a car
• Bush has a short one
• How Is Education Going To Make Me Smarter
• Have Hope For The Future, But Maybe Build A Bomb