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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Would you like the milk in a bag
My daughter screeched
Hey I was thinking
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What do you call a fake noodle
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I don't trust stairs
What do you call a fat psychic
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
I don't play soccer
What do you get from a pampered cow
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
The shovel
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