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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Hey I was thinking
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• What do you call a fake noodle
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• I don't trust stairs
• What do you call a fat psychic
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• I don't play soccer
• What do you get from a pampered cow
• I had a neck brace fitted years ago
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• The shovel

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• There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other
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