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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking

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Best dad jokes

These are the best dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you hear about the circus fire
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• I've got a great joke about construction
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• A furniture store keeps calling me
• Why did the coffee file a police report
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
• People don’t like having to bend over
• I just watched a program about beavers

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Random dad jokes

These are dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I’ve never gone to a gun range before
• Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
• I thought about going on an all-almond diet
• Want to hear a joke about paper
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• What do you call a fat psychic
• Two goldfish are in a tank
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees

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Funny Riddles

These are random funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire riddle.

• How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
• What is the biggest ant in the world?
• In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
• Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard?
• Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?

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Funny pictures

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Funny jokes

These are random funny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work
• What do you get when you line up 12 girls from kentucky
• A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on
• Yo mama house so small i walked in the front door
• Doctor every time i sneeze i have an orgasm

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Optical illusions

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Funny Riddles

These are the top 5 best funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire riddle.

• How many seconds are in a year?
• Imagine you are swimming in the ocean and a bunch of hungry sharks surround you. How do you get out alive?
• What is brown and sticky?
• What starts with an e but only has a single letter in it?
• What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

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