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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• What's brown and sticky
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• People don't like having to bend over
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• What do you call a fake noodle

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Can you put my shoes on
• What do you call a fat psychic
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
• What's brown and sticky
• The rotation of earth
• Why don't eggs tell jokes
• My wife is really mad at the fact that
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees

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Funny jokes

• What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common
• How many blondes does it take to screw in a light-bulb
• The 50-50-90 Rule: Anytime You Have A 50
• When I Grow Up, I'm Going To Make My
• A Conclusion Is The Place Where You Got Tired Of
• To The Mathematicians Who Thought Of The Idea Of Zero
• What do you call a bunch of women hanging around prostitutes?
• If You Don't Like My Opinion Of You - Improve
• I Don't Work Here. I'm A Consultant
• Yo mama is soo fat when she wore