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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• What do you call a fake noodle

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
• It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
• Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
• People say they pick their nose
• Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
• The rotation of earth
• I used to hate facial hair
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• Would you like the milk in a bag

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Funny jokes

• I Came Inside Of Her Not Because Of The Fame
• Yo mama teeth are so yellow
• Some People Prefer Their Women Young And Tender; I Prefer
• Always Remember You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else
• How many union guys does it take to change a lightbulb
• Yo mama is so fat her waist size is
• The Plumber Told Me A Hole Boring Story About Pipes
• "We're Eating Dinner Soon. Don't Fill Up On
• What do you call the michael moore film about donald trump
• Jesus and saint peter are golfing