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How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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I made a pencil with two erasers
Best dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if he's alright
Would you like the milk in a bag
My daughter screeched
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
People say they pick their nose
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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People say they pick their nose
I made a pencil with two erasers
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Paper or plastic?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
When a dad drives past a graveyard
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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