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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• People say they pick their nose
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• People say they pick their nose
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Paper or plastic?
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
• I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• What do you call a man with a rubber toe
• Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck

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Funny jokes

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• Your Opinion Is Very Important To Me, Please Remain On
• What did the leper say to the blonde hooker?
• Yo mama so ugly they put her face on a laxative
• Yo Mom Is So Dumb That She Thought Dunkin' Donuts
• What Do You Call A Mountain Where People Never Sleep
• I Was Going To Quit All My Bad Habits For
• Why Don't Black People Listen To Country Music? Because
• Why Is 68 The Maximum Speed For Blondes? Because At
• Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him out looking for work in six weeks