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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Hey I was thinking
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Don t forget a bucket
• The rotation of earth
• My daughter screeched
• The shovel
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• Sorry about your wait
• People say they pick their nose
• How does a penguin build it's house
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table

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Funny jokes

• Every Organisation Is Perfectly Designed To Get The Results They
• If It's True That We Are Here To Help
• What Is Mozart Doing Right Now? Decomposing
• I Am A Nobody, Nobody Is Perfect, Therefore I Am
• They Keep Saying The Right Person Will Come Along, I
• Wife: "I Look Fat. Can You Give Me A Compliment
• No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake
• If The Other Driver Had Stopped A Few Yards Behind
• The Reason A Dog Has So Many Friends Is That
• When there are too many policemen