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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What's brown and sticky
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
• Why did the coffee file a police report
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• How do you make a Kleenex dance
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Paper or plastic?
• What do you call a fat psychic

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Funny jokes

• I Intend To Live Forever. So Far, So Good
• Do You Realize That In About 40 Years, We'll
• I Carry A Permanent Marker Just In Case Someone Without
• Friend: "I Don't Want To Bore You With My
• What Is The Only Time A Man Thinks About A
• I Don't Care How Old I Am, I Will
• How do you get a blonde to laugh on friday?
• What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle
• I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day
• Yo mama is so poor she goes to the 99 cent store and