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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
• Soup or salad?
• How do I look?
• Dads 50th birthday card
• Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
• What time did the man go to the dentist
• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

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Funny jokes

• Yo mama so skinny she can
• Your mama is like a big mac round
• Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings
• No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake
• Rules for hunting lawyers
• You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion
• I Bought A Vacuum Cleaner Six Months Ago And So
• What Do Lawyers And Sperm Have In Common? One In
• Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
• Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive caring and good-looking