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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Can you put my shoes on
• People say they pick their nose

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you hear about the circus fire
• Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
• The shovel
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
• Dads 50th birthday card
• How many apples grow on a tree
• I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
• I've never gone to a gun range before
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on

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Funny jokes

• If A Stranger Offers You A Piece Of Candy...take
• I Got Lost In Your Eyes. But I Also Get
• You are so poor 2
• Computer Does What You Command Him To Do But Not
• Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• What's The Difference Between A Catholic Wife And A
• Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo
• How Can You Be So Sad When You Are So
• Yo mama so poor that when i saw her kicking a can