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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if he's alright
Would you like the milk in a bag
My daughter screeched
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
People say they pick their nose
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Soup or salad?
How do I look?
Dads 50th birthday card
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What time did the man go to the dentist
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
When a dad drives past a graveyard
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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Rules for hunting lawyers
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion
I Bought A Vacuum Cleaner Six Months Ago And So
What Do Lawyers And Sperm Have In Common? One In
Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
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