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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do I look?
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• What do you call a fake noodle
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Hey I was thinking

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I had a neck brace fitted years ago
• I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
• How do you make a Kleenex dance
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on
• How many apples grow on a tree
• Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo

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Funny jokes

• I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin
• I Am Writing A Film Script About Going Back In
• Why Did Hitler Commit Suicide? He Saw His Gas Bills
• We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To
• Your mama is so poor she
• Don't Let Your Worries Get The Best Of You
• Signs you should join e-mailers anonymous
• A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady
• How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
• Yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest