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Dad Jokes: I Don't Play Soccer
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What do you call a fake noodle
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Hey I was thinking
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10 dad jokes
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I made a pencil with two erasers
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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How do you make a Kleenex dance
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How many apples grow on a tree
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
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