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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• My daughter screeched
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
• How does a penguin build it's house
• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
• Why did the coffee file a police report
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on
• I've got a great joke about construction
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I just watched a program about beavers

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Funny jokes

• If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I'd Put "U
• Age Is An Issue Of Mind Over Matter. If You
• My Parents Won't Say Which Of Their Six Kids
• Woman s diet
• A Flashlight Is A Case For Holding Dead Batteries
• We Are All Time Travelers Moving At The Speed Of
• If God Hadn't Meant The Pussy To Be Eaten
• Bill clinton george bush hot blonde woman and a fat ass woman are in a train car
• The difference between republicans and democrats
• Fear is the path to the dark side