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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do I look?
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• What do you call a fake noodle
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Hey I was thinking

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• My wife is really mad at the fact that
• When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• I've got a great joke about construction
• Want to hear a joke about paper
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
• What do you call a fake noodle
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call a fat psychic
• When you ask a dad if he's alright

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Funny jokes

• An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
• A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Well, Night
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word fascinate in a sentence
• If What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You
• It's Just A Bad Day, Not A Bad Life
• A Friend Is Like A Book: You Don't Need
• I Heard The Next Steve Jobs Movie Will Be On
• Yo mamma so fat that when i go to da beach
• Sleep Is My Drug....my Bed Is My Dealer And