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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I would avoid the sushi
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• What do you call a fake noodle

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• Can you put my shoes on
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Make me a sandwich!
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
• I would avoid the sushi
• I've never gone to a gun range before
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time

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Funny jokes

• If you are black you literally have to be a brain surgeon
• My Wife Gave Birth 4 Times And Still Fits In
• Did you hear about the circus fire
• Karma Takes Too Long, I'd Rather Beat The Shit
• All The Problems Fade Before A Hangover
• A guy went to a maimi heat game
• If What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You
• How do the makers of celebrex celebrate?
• I Tried To Hang Myself With A Bungee Chord. I
• Its Girls Like U That Cause Global Warming