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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• Can you put my shoes on

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• I had a neck brace fitted years ago
• How do I look?
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• What time did the man go to the dentist
• I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
• Did you hear about the circus fire
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter

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Funny jokes

• The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
• I'm Emotionally Constipated. I Haven't Given A Shit
• What has eighty feet and three teeth
• Girls is time x money
• Man: "When I Bend My Arm Like This It Hurts
• Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology Letter From The Condom
• Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants
• A woman is in line at the grocery store putting her groceries on the conveyor belt
• Your mamma so short you can see her
• I Saw An Ad For Burial Plots, And Thought To