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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I made a pencil with two erasers
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you get from a pampered cow
• I just watched a program about beavers
• How do I look?
• Hey I was thinking
• Can you put the cat out
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car

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