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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
What do you call a fake noodle
Two goldfish are in a tank
What's brown and sticky
How do you make a Kleenex dance
The shovel
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Sorry about your wait
When a dad drives past a graveyard
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