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Dad Jokes: If A Child Refuses To Sleep

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• People say they pick their nose

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
• I would avoid the sushi
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How many apples grow on a tree
• I just watched a program about beavers
• Can you put the cat out

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• A farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling his pud and the old man exclaims son if you are old enough to do that then you are old enough to get married
• They Say You Are What You Eat, So Lay Off
• If You Want Your Dreams To Be As Fascinating To
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