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Dad Jokes: If A Child Refuses To Sleep

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I had a neck brace fitted years ago
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
• Why did the coffee file a police report
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• I don't trust stairs
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• My daughter screeched

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Funny jokes

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• Why does a blonde tip-toe pass a medicine cabinet?
• I Came Into This World Screaming And I Still Haven
• A asian cab driver is in the suburbs after driving s guy to his house from the airport
• I Would Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous
• An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish new york city building
• When You Go To The Drugstore, Why Are The Condoms