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Dad Jokes: If A Child Refuses To Sleep

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• Can you put my shoes on

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I made a pencil with two erasers
• The rotation of earth
• Did you hear about the circus fire
• What's brown and sticky
• What do you call a fat psychic
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
• People say they pick their nose
• I would avoid the sushi
• Why did the scarecrow win an award

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