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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Hey I was thinking
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
• I used to hate facial hair
• Don t forget a bucket
• My daughter screeched
• What's brown and sticky
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• I could tell a joke about pizza
• How do you make a Kleenex dance
• I thought about going on an all-almond diet
• How many apples grow on a tree

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