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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if he's alright
My daughter screeched
Would you like the milk in a bag
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Hey I was thinking
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I used to hate facial hair
Don t forget a bucket
My daughter screeched
What's brown and sticky
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I could tell a joke about pizza
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
How many apples grow on a tree
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