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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• People say they pick their nose

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• A furniture store keeps calling me
• I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
• I would avoid the sushi
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• How does a penguin build it's house
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
• I don't play soccer
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
• How do you get a squirrel to like you

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