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Best dad jokes

These are the best dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
• Did you hear about the circus fire
• A furniture store keeps calling me
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• I just watched a program about beavers
• Soup or salad?
• Why don't eggs tell jokes
• Can you put my shoes on
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
• Can you put the cat out

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Random dad jokes

These are dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
• People don’t like having to bend over
• Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
• I would avoid the sushi
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• The shovel

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Funny jokes

These are random funny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air
• President bush is so stupid he dyed his hair
• A blonde was cooking dinner when her kitchen caught on fire
• How do you keep a man from drowning?
• A husband said to his wife i will take a photo of your breasts and frame it
• Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?
• Yo mama so dirty when i walked in her house
• Why are guys faster than girls
• There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other
• There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian

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Funny Riddles

These are random funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire riddle.

• What did the cat have for breakfast?
• Where do you find a dog with no legs?
• What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
• What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
• Why did the dog cross the road twice?
• Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?
• Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
• What kind of car does a fat cat drive?
• What animal is bad to play games with?
• Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?

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