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Dad Jokes: My Daughter Screeched

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• People say they pick their nose

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• Can you put the cat out
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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• How many apples grow on a tree
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• I had a neck brace fitted years ago

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