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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
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• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do I look?
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• What do you call a fake noodle
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Hey I was thinking

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
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• When a dad drives past a cow
• Soup or salad?
• I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner

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