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Dad Jokes: My Daughter Screeched

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
• It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
• I just watched a program about beavers
• I had a neck brace fitted years ago
• Can you put my shoes on
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Don t forget a bucket
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro

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