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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Want to hear a joke about paper
I could tell a joke about pizza
Make me a sandwich!
The shovel
People say they pick their nose
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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I Refused To Believe My Road Worker Father Was Stealing
You Look Like A Person That Would Exchange One Of
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement