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Dad Jokes: People Say They Pick Their Nose

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I had a neck brace fitted years ago
• Why did the coffee file a police report
• I thought about going on an all-almond diet
• Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
• Can you put the cat out
• My wife is really mad at the fact that
• Did you hear about the circus fire
• Paper or plastic?
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• I have a dad bod

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