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Dad Jokes: People Say They Pick Their Nose

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• People say they pick their nose

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I have a dad bod
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• I thought about going on an all-almond diet
• People don't like having to bend over
• What's brown and sticky
• Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Make me a sandwich!
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• Can you put my shoes on

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