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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Would you like the milk in a bag

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• I've got a great joke about construction
• I used to hate facial hair
• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
• I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
• I just watched a program about beavers
• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
• Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke

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