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Dad Jokes: To The Man In The Wheelchair

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• My daughter screeched
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
• I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
• The rotation of earth
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• When a dad drives past a cow
• I've got a great joke about construction
• How do you make a Kleenex dance
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad

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• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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