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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• What's brown and sticky
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• People don't like having to bend over
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• What do you call a fake noodle

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
• I don't trust stairs
• Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
• When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• What do you call a fake noodle
• A furniture store keeps calling me

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