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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
People don't like having to bend over
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Soup or salad?
I've never gone to a gun range before
What's brown and sticky
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Want to hear a joke about paper
How does a penguin build it's house
I made a pencil with two erasers
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