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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• Can you put my shoes on

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How does a penguin build it's house
• How do you make a Kleenex dance
• What time did the man go to the dentist
• How do I look?
• I just watched a program about beavers
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
• I used to hate facial hair
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
• Hey I was thinking

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Funny jokes

• Bill gates died and was sent to hell
• Your mama is so fat that when she jumped on
• Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front
• Nothing Makes Me More Suspicious Than An Unsolicited Compliment
• Why did osama bin laden cross the road
• My Walk Of Shame Is Walking Past The People I
• If You Are Here - Who Is Running Hell
• Your mama s so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and
• Are You Greek (If No) Are You Sure Cause You
• When You Go Into Court, You Are Putting Your Fate