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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• My daughter screeched
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• I don't play soccer
• When a dad drives past a cow
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on
• What's brown and sticky
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• I just watched a program about beavers
• I used to hate facial hair

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Funny jokes

• A punk and an old man were sitting on a park bench
• What was the only invention a blonde came up with
• Johnny and rebecca were walking down the road and when all of a sudden he sees a 20 dollar bill
• Why Do You Need A Driver's License To Buy
• Every Morning Is The Dawn Of A New Error
• Artie was a small-time ganster who was looking for some work so he advertised in the newpaper that he would murder for pay
• I Love The Way You Move...like Butter On A
• I'm A Comedian With Irritable Bowel Syndrome... It's
• President clinton opened doors for future presidents
• A Man's Idea Of Serious Commitment Is Usually, "Oh