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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do I look?
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• What do you call a fake noodle
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Hey I was thinking

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
• It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
• How does a penguin build it's house
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Why did the coffee file a police report
• How do you make a Kleenex dance
• I would avoid the sushi
• Two goldfish are in a tank

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Funny jokes

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• What do you get when you cross a cabbage patch doll with the pillsbury dough boy
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• Approval rating for president donald trump has fallen
• Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once
• Women Are Cursed, And Men Are The Proof
• RSVP: ⚪️yes ⚪️no ⚫️yes Now But Then No Later On
• What's The Difference Between Sand And Menstrual Blood? You
• I Thought I Was Just Really Tired But It's
• It's Funny How One Person Can Make You Never