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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• My wife is really mad at the fact that
• I don't play soccer
• I've got a great joke about construction
• My daughter screeched
• What do you get from a pampered cow
• What's brown and sticky
• Why did the coffee file a police report
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?

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Funny jokes

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• What did the bartender say to his customers
• Yo momma so small
• The Right To Be Heard Does Not Automatically Include The
• A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party
• Your mamas so stupid when someone told her
• My Computer's Got Miley Virus. It Has Stopped Twerking