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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• People say they pick their nose

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Soup or salad?
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• My wife is really mad at the fact that
• Why don't eggs tell jokes
• Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
• Why did the scarecrow win an award
• I used to hate facial hair
• I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating

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• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds
• What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw
• A Woman Has The Last Word In Any Argument. Anything
• Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on
• Yo momma so fat she uses the