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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• Can you put my shoes on

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Soup or salad?
• Paper or plastic?
• When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• I would avoid the sushi
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• I have a dad bod
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Dads 50th birthday card
• I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner

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