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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Hey I was thinking
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When a dad drives past a cow
• I have a dad bod
• What do you call a fat psychic
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
• How does a penguin build it's house
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• How many apples grow on a tree

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Funny jokes

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• I Saw A Woman Wearing A Sweat Shirt With "Guess
• Me: *sneaks Out Of The House* *drives To Another State
• Women Are Supposed To Be Like Butterflies, Beautiful And Hard
• If There Was Someone Selling Drugs In This Place, Weed
• Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet
• Little Timmy's Christmas
• I Have The Body Of A 25 Year Old Supermodel
• What did the big chimney say to the little chimney
• There were a blonde and a brunette