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Dad Jokes: Why Couldn't The Bicycle Stand

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Paper or plastic?
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• What do you call a fake noodle

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• How do you get a squirrel to like you
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• Can you put the cat out
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