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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• My wife is really mad at the fact that
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
• Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
• When a dad drives past a cow
• I have a dad bod
• I've never gone to a gun range before
• What do you call a fat psychic
• I could tell a joke about pizza

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