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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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Hey I was thinking
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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People say they pick their nose
I used to hate facial hair
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
When a dad drives past a cow
I don't trust stairs
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I have a dad bod
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
The shovel
Would you like the milk in a bag
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