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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• Can you put my shoes on

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Can you put the cat out
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• Want to hear a joke about paper
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• The shovel
• How do you make a Kleenex dance
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
• I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
• How many apples grow on a tree
• Did you hear about the circus fire

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