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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Hey I was thinking
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• What do you call a fake noodle

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• People say they pick their nose
• I used to hate facial hair
• It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
• When a dad drives past a cow
• I don't trust stairs
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• I have a dad bod
• I thought about going on an all-almond diet
• The shovel
• Would you like the milk in a bag

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