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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Would you like the milk in a bag
My daughter screeched
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
People say they pick their nose
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put the cat out
I've got a great joke about construction
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I made a pencil with two erasers
What do you get from a pampered cow
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
How many apples grow on a tree
What do you call a fake noodle
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
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