Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In A Bag

Cashier: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" Dad: "No, just leave it in the carton!"

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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk
• My daughter screeched
• I used to work in
• When you ask a dad
• If a child refuses to
• How do I look
• To the man in the
• Hey I was thinking
• Can you put the cat
• I was just listening to

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Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How do you get a
• How do you make a
• Paper or plastic
• Make me a sandwich
• I decided to sell my
• What do you call an
• Whenever the cashier at the
• Soup or salad
• Did I tell you the
• Why can't a nose

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Best funny jokes

These are the top 10 best funny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A guy with a very
• A stranger was seated next
• A guy walks in and
• Little johnny was visiting his
• How can you tell the
• One day little johnny was
• Hey have you ever seen
• How to speak about men
• Will you remember me tomorrow
• Would you like the milk