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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• People say they pick their nose
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Can you put the cat out
• I've got a great joke about construction
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
• I made a pencil with two erasers
• What do you get from a pampered cow
• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
• How many apples grow on a tree
• What do you call a fake noodle
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer

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