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This page contains 10 Dark Humor Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dark Humor Jokes first.

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you're a total hero. But donate five and suddenly everyone is yelling. Sheesh!


Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.


It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.


Did you hear about Pillsbury Doughboy? He died of a yeast infection.


Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!


I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.


Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."


Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs.


I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"


I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."





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