Dark Humor Jokes
This page contains 10 Dark Humor Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dark Humor Jokes first.It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Did you hear about Pillsbury Doughboy? He died of a yeast infection.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
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