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Dark Humor Jokes: I'd Like To Have Kids

Best dark humor jokes

These are the best 10 dark humor jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Where exactly are you taking me
• My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away
• I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every
• I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins
• Just say NO to drugs
• My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
• What's yellow and can't swim
• If you donate one kidney
• Did you hear about Pillsbury Doughboy

Random dark humor jokes

These are 10 dark humor jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What's the difference between jelly and jam
• What's yellow and can't swim
• I work with animals
• My parents raised me as an only child
• My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings
• I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins
• If you donate one kidney
• My girlfriend's dog died
• I started crying when dad was cutting onions
• It's important to have a good vocabulary

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