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Dark Humor Jokes: It's Important To Have A

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be alive.

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These are the best 10 dark humor jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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Random dark humor jokes

These are 10 dark humor jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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