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Dark Humor Jokes: What's Yellow And Can't

Best dark humor jokes

These are the best 10 dark humor jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Where exactly are you taking me
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away
• My son who's into astronomy
• My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
• Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off
• What's yellow and can't swim
• I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every
• My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings
• Just say NO to drugs
• I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins

Random dark humor jokes

These are 10 dark humor jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A guy walks with a young boy into the woods
• What's the difference between jelly and jam
• I have good and bad news
• I'd like to have kids one day
• What's red and bad for your teeth
• Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity
• Give a man a match
• My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings
• My girlfriend's dog died
• My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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