What do you call an abortion in Czechoslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
What did Osama name his last daughter?
Camela - after her mother!
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina.
What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
Wanna go to a party?
How do you tell if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
If you have to chew before you swallow!
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?
He marks the camels that kick!
Why is 88 better than 69?
Because you get ate twice!
How do you know if Dr.
Dre has a high sperm count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing!
A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing"
says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.
"Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem", says the barber, "just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"
Did you hear the one about the Jewish porn film?
It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.