What do you call an abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
What did Osama name his last daughter? Camela - after her mother!
Why is 88 better than 69? Because you get ate twice!
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing" says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem", says the barber, "just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"
What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the tip!
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick!
How do you tell if your boyfriend has a high sperm count? If you have to chew before you swallow!
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing!
What is 68? You do me and I owe you!
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"