Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!
What is 68?
You do me and I owe you!
When do you know when a picnic turns Gay?
When the hot dogs taste like shit!
Ok there where 3 guys driving way out in the country they ran out of gas in front of this house in the middle of no where they went and knocked on there door a old ugly fat stinky lady came to the door they asked her do you have any gas she said yes but i will only give it to you if one of you fuck me well they went back to the car and they drew strals one guy got the shortist and brought the lady in the barn he said i will only fuck you if yoour blind folded and tied up so she got undressed and he tied her a to pole and blind folded her then he look around the barn and found corn on the cob and fucked the old lady then there the corn out the window when he went out side ,his friends laught at him and said well you where fucking the old lady we where down he eating cream corn.
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
the mother lectured him, 'that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.'
'Oh really?' said the lifeguard, 'from the diving board!?!?'
The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started to feel Sleepy so he got off.
It was Christmas evening, and little Timmy with his sisters couldn't wait the next morning, when presents are opened.
Finally mom got 'em into bed and started to arrange packets.
Next morning everyone rushed downstairs and started to open presents.
Little Timmy was confused, he didn't see any packets with his name on it, but his sisters got many.
Finally he asked from his mother, 'Why I don't have any presents?'
'Because you have cancer'
How does a woman make a man eat shit?
She wipes forward
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
The Mens Room
In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished.
He turned to the other two men and commented, 'I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean.'
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, 'I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.'
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, 'I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.