When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs.
When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately.
Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated.
He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition.
After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead!
"How did that happen?" asked the doctor.
"I think she choked to death," said the husband.
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they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
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