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This page contains 10 Dirty Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dirty Jokes first.

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month.


Your daddy is so nasty...the last time he got any butt was when his fingers accendently went threw the toilet paper


It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!:> ...now its 11:00 at the police station... billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!:> ...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!
billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!:> wait?!
billy-bob thats not my belly-button.
billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!:>


What do you call a bunch of women hanging around prostitutes?
Support hos!


A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized there was no toilet paper.
There was a hole in the wall and a sign above it that read: 'When you go to the bathroom, wipe yourself with your index finger, stick it through this hole and it will be thoroughly cleaned.'
The man did exactly what the sign said, but when he stuck his finger through the hole, someone at the other side slapped two bricks together against his finger and because of the pain he stuck his finger in his mouth and started to suck on it.


Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One old lady turns to the other and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'


Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said, 'Ew, who farted?'


What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
'Honey, no in-between meal snacks!'


This Old man decided to go to a whore house one night.
When he arrived he went to the owner and he said, 'Listen, I want a girl with Gonorrhea!'
The owner nodded and sent him upstairs to a room.
Then she called one of her favorites for him.
The girl went into the room and started to undress for him.
He quickly asked, 'Do you have Gonorrhea?'
'Gonorrhea?
I certainly do not!'
she said.
The Old man sent her back and requested a girl with Gonorrhea.
The owner called over one girl and told her to say she had to just to make him happy.
So the girl went up to the room and the old man asked, 'Do you have Gonorrhea?'
She smiled and said, 'Of course I do.'
They got into bed and begun to fuck away.
It lasted 10 minutes then she said, 'Listen Old man, I have a confession to make, I don't have Gonorrhea.'
The Old man smiled and replied, 'Now you do!'


What do you call a million Mexicans rolling down a hill.
A mudslide!





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