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This page contains 10 Dirty Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dirty Jokes first.

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically.
The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms.
Maybe it's a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.
This piques the interest of the pharmacist.
What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, 'If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.'
Sure enough, the next day the man is back.
He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves.
The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
'Did you follow him?
Where did he go?'
asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies, 'Your house!'


What did Osama name his last daughter?
Camela - after her mother!


What did the thirsty whale do?
Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen.


There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.
The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
The sailor catches up with him later and says, 'In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands.'
The Marine replies, 'In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!'


I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....
he was a DWARF!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'


Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary couldn't believe it!
He said, 'What's wrong with you?
We're being boiled alive!
They're gonna eat us!
What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'
The other missionary replied, 'I just peed in the soup!'


This guy goes to a 5 dollar hooker and takes her home for the night.
A couple days later,he finds out he has crabs, so he goes to the hooker and confronts her and says '
You gave me crabs.'
And the hooker says 'For 5 dollars what did you expect lobsters?'


Confucius says 'Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt....wakes up man with smelly finger!'


A soldier was shot in the groin area and the nurse comes over and says drop your pants he says ur a girl im not going to drop my pants she says just do it im a nurse.
he says fine and drops his pants.she grabs his left testicale and says say 10 he says 10 she grabs his right testical she says say 10 he says 10 she strokes his penis she says say ten he says 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10


Your daddy is so nasty...the last time he got any butt was when his fingers accendently went threw the toilet paper





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