Dirty Jokes

This page contains 10 Dirty Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dirty Jokes first.

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What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
You push them both aside when you eat.

Three men were in a sauna.
An Italian, a German, and a Pollack.
Suddenly, they heard a beeping noise.
The Italian guy pushed a few buttons on his hand and then told the others that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to be paged.
Then, they heard a ring and the German man pushed a button on his hand and put his hand up to his ear and carried a conversation.
After pressing another button on his hand the German man said that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to receive calls.
The Polish man excuses himself to use the bathroom.
He comes back, with a piece of toilet paper trailing from his butt.
The other men laugh and point.
The Polish man cranes his neck around to look.
He says, 'Wow!
I must have gotten a fax!'

Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?
Because things were looking a little fuzzy.

Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said, 'Ew, who farted?'

What do Micheal Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Both are made of plastic and both get turned on by kids!

What do u call a black priest?
HOLY SHIT!

Ther were three brothers.
One day they saw a pile of shit.
The first one said 'I think it is shit, let me smell it'
and he does.
The second one says im ging to touch it and he does.The third one says he will eat it and he does.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month.

Your daddy is so nasty...the last time he got any butt was when his fingers accendently went threw the toilet paper

How do you know if Dr.
Dre has a high sperm count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing!

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