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This page contains 10 Dirty Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dirty Jokes first.

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How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.


A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized there was no toilet paper.
There was a hole in the wall and a sign above it that read: 'When you go to the bathroom, wipe yourself with your index finger, stick it through this hole and it will be thoroughly cleaned.'
The man did exactly what the sign said, but when he stuck his finger through the hole, someone at the other side slapped two bricks together against his finger and because of the pain he stuck his finger in his mouth and started to suck on it.


What did the thirsty whale do?
Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen.


Why are black people so good at basketball?
Because they can shoot, steal and run!


How does a blonde guy take a shower?
He pees against the wind!


These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, 'Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.'
The second guy said, 'Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.'
The third guy says, 'Man that was nothing.
I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.'
Then the first guy said, 'No -- you guys don't understand!
Chunks is my dog!'


One day a man walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that he wanted a 100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
The tattoo artist told him if he could give him three reasons why he wanted the tattoo he would give it to him.
The man says, 'Well, for one, I like to play with my money, two, I like to watch it grow, and three, if my wife wants to blow 100 dollars again, she doesn't have to go to the mall!'


Confucius says 'Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt....wakes up man with smelly finger!'


What do u call a black priest?
HOLY SHIT!


If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
No?
Wanna go to a party?





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