Dirty Jokes
This page contains 10 Dirty Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dirty Jokes first.What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month.
What do u call a black priest?
HOLY SHIT!
How does a blonde guy take a shower?
He pees against the wind!
A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and says: 'I want a turkey on my right hip.'
So the guy says, 'Ok.'
Does it and then she leaves.
A couple of weeks later she comes back and says: 'I want Santa Clause on my left hip.'
And the man says, 'Ok.'
Does it, while she was getting her money out, he says, 'Can I ask you why you are doing this?'
And she says, 'So my husband will have something to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas!'
How do you know if Dr.
Dre has a high sperm count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing!
One day a man walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that he wanted a 100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
The tattoo artist told him if he could give him three reasons why he wanted the tattoo he would give it to him.
The man says, 'Well, for one, I like to play with my money, two, I like to watch it grow, and three, if my wife wants to blow 100 dollars again, she doesn't have to go to the mall!'
If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
No?
Wanna go to a party?
A frat boy gets into the back of a cab, and asks the cabbie, 'Do you have enough room up there for a pizza and a six pack of beer?'
The cabbie says, 'Sure.'
So the frat boy leans forward and throws-up.
What did the thirsty whale do?
Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen.
What is 68?
You do me and I owe you!
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