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Dirty Jokes: A Cucumber A Pickle & A Penis Were Talking About Their Awful Lives


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A cucumber, a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives. The cucumber says "my life sucks, when i get big fat and juicy, they cut me up and toss me into a salad"... The pickle says "when i get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar and throw me in a jar"... The penis says "U think thats bad... when i get big fat and juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark damp room and bang my head against the wall til i throw up and pass out!"

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