A grown man decided one day to go to a nude beach for a full body tan.
While he was laying on the sand a little girl full dressed asked, "What is that?"
Pointing directly at his penis.
He replied, "That is my little birdie."
And she responded politely, "May I play with your little birdie?"
he replied with a chuckle.
Then the little girl wandered off, as he began to fall asleep.
A few hours later he woke up in a Hospital.
"Why am I here here, what happened?"
he asked curiously.
Then he noticed the little girl was standing next to him and she simply replied: "I got bored so I came back and played with your little birdie, but then it spat at me so I broke your birdies neck, cracked its eggs, and burned its nest."