A man walked into a market to get some cat food for his cat, the guy at the counter said 'that he cant get the cat food because he can feed it to his children.
so if he brought his cat he can buy the cat food'.
the next day the man came in with his cat.
the man let him buy the cat food.
a couple days later the same guy came in and wanted to buy dog food.
the same guy at the counter said 'he cant buy that dog food because hes going to feed it to his children.'
so the guy brings his dog and he get the dog food.
a couple days later he brings a paper bag to the market.
the same counter guy puts his hand in the bag and say 'eww... this is crap'
the guy who brought the bag said 'yah i kno i wanted to buy toilet paper'
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